What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

Yep, I think that's where I first saw it too--Posted in the computer room at my work around 1976. I programmed in Assembler, COBOL and RPG (I & II). The poster just stuck with me.

I had to run it through an online translator. Rough but I get the jest.

The machine is not for gerfingerpoken and middle grabbing. Is easy to grab the jumping work, blowenfuses and poppencorken with top parking. It's not for work by the fool. The rubber-necker sightseeren keep their hands in the pockets. Relax and watch the flashing lights!

 

[dnw64]

I had to run it through an online translator. Rough but I get the jest.

The machine is not for gerfingerpoken and middle grabbing. Is easy to grab the jumping work, blowenfuses and poppencorken with top parking. It's not for work by the fool. The rubber-necker sightseeren keep their hands in the pockets. Relax and watch the flashing lights!

Ummm, yeah. Sorta like that.

 

[BravoXray]

I had to run it through an online translator. Rough but I get the jest.

The machine is not for gerfingerpoken and middle grabbing. Is easy to grab the jumping work, blowenfuses and poppencorken with top parking. It's not for work by the fool. The rubber-necker sightseeren keep their hands in the pockets. Relax and watch the flashing lights!

The short translation is: Keep your grubby hands off the machine.

 

[drssg]

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
- The Crow

 

[Fuddy1952]

Even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut.

 

[tallyho8]

"Be always sure you're right - Then go ahead"
by my ancestor, Davy Crockett

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Davy Crockett, when he saw Santa Ana's army approaching the Alamo: "Did somebody order a new roof?"

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Davy Crockett, when he saw Santa Ana's army approaching the Alamo: "Did somebody order a new roof?"

DUDE!!! That's bad...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

DUDE!!! That's bad...

But funny!!!!

 

[dnw64]

But funny!!!!

The darkest jokes are generally funny.