What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[dnw64]

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

My Mom had a small wooden plaque with that on it in our kitchen all the time I was growing up. Wonder what happened to it. Probably got converted to what it came from.

 

[goeduck]

Yeah, my Father spake it in German all the time. My sister transliterated it to "can you drink it with a stick?" and still does...

You can't beat that with a stick.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Not now, Cato!"

"No Wire Hangars!"

 

[alexpops]

Two favorites from my Dad: (though neither is probably considered socially acceptable anymore)

Stupidity is punishable.

Not everyone deserves to eat steak.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"It ain't what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get." My Dad. He had a lot of them; some not so family friendly. Another example:

"Settle down, or pretty soon you're going to be running around with your hand on your head and a knot under it".

 

[dragoneggs]

Your mother brought you into this world, and I can take you out!

 

[Doughknob]

Everyone should carry his own load.

 

[goeduck]

Instructions on how to fall asleep in a reclining chair:

1. Be old
2. Sit in a reclining chair

 

[2LaneCruzer]

“The greatest scientists are artists as well.”
Albert Einstein

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Clear cutting prevents forest fires".