What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

/pine · Oct 1, 2021

One of my actual favorite sayings has always been (see early posts in this thread) " If you hear hooves...think horses not zebras"...but it's no so in Maryland...!

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Creamer · Oct 10, 2021

PILOON said:
"Shut up and eat your snowshoes'

b\By Jack Bennies writers.
Had the LOL, great book, that I lent but never was returned.

Some of you guys make me feel very young. Thanks!

2LaneCruzer · Oct 11, 2021

"Happiness is a brown gravy stain on a brown dress." Totie Fields

drssg · Oct 11, 2021

Confession may be good for the soul, but it's a hot lead enema to a marriage.

I heard that on Two and a Half Men.

MoKelly · Oct 12, 2021

Peace said:
Has anyone ever seen this sign before?
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If only that was true!

MoKelly

Wagtail · Oct 13, 2021

Peace said:
I know it’s fall but maybe we should print this out and put on the fridge? Of course if you’re cleaning out stalls all day, dirt is NOT going to be what you smell like.
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Think globally Mate... it's Spring down here.

2LaneCruzer · Oct 13, 2021

Why is a divorce like a tornado in Oklahoma? Because you know someone is going to lose a trailer house.

MoKelly · Oct 13, 2021

You can’t hide your lying eyes.

- heard that song on the radio today.

buckeyefarmer · Oct 13, 2021

MoKelly said:
You can’t hide your lying eyes.

- heard that song on the radio today.

And your smile is a thin disguise.

Frankenkubota · Oct 18, 2021

another home grown saying....i think.

it's not the one who dies with the most toys who wins, it's the one who dies with the most/best stories......

class......class