What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.
- John Madden

 

[/pine]

"My karma ran over your dogma"...!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

 

[drssg]

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." - Oscar Wilde

But I saw this on a Chuck Lorre vanity card, so I'm quoting a quoter. I don't know what that makes me.

 

[drssg]

My love for you is like diarrhea, and I can no longer hold it in.

 

[MoKelly]

My love for you is like diarrhea, and I can no longer hold it in.

I bet that wows all the gals!

 

[Xfaxman]

I worked so hard today that my tired is worn out.

 

[Root Cause]

I'm not easy but I am easily tricked.

 

[goeduck]

Beaver -- you got crumbs in the butter again. Boy, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's crumbs in the butter. - Wally

Sorry Wally. That must have happened when it fell on the floor. - Beaver

 

[scaredychicken]

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