What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

Aw, Phooey!

- Donald Duck

 

[2LaneCruzer]

That's all folks!

 

[HawkinsHollow]

"By failing to prepare, you prepare to fail."
Ben Franklin
But I have read somewhere that he did not say that. Who know, I like it though.

 

[goeduck]

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments

 

[dnw64]

XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

 

[Fuddy1952]

Probably already posted, but:
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx

The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ********."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."

 

[goeduck]

If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

-Snoop

 

[2LaneCruzer]

May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".

 

[goeduck]

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".

Never heard that one before.

 

[PILOON]

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

As long as there are no hurricanes!