What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,062  
From the movie "Tombstone"

Heckler; "You're so drunk that you must be seeing double!"
Doc Holiday; "I have two guns, one for each of you."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,064  
Reincarnation is a pre-existing condition...!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,066  
I love the Marx brothers. Two from Groucho:

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,067  
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." W.C. Fields
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,068  
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL

ARE ESPECIALLY ANNOYING

TO THOSE OF US THAT DO
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,069  
All pessimists, optimists and realists...take note...
That glass with the water you are always arguing about...I drank it...!

Sign me 'an opportunist'...!
 

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