What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

I feel sorry for parents these days...You have to be able to explain...:
The birds and the bees...
The bees and the birds...
The birds and the birds...
The birds that used to be bees...
The bees that used to be birds...
The birds that look like bees...
Bees that look like birds but still got a stinger!

That is hilarious !!!!! So true too

 

[MoKelly]

“The older I get, the harder it is to tolerate fools”.

- My Mom

 

[NHBX]

“The older I get, the harder it is to tolerate fools”.

- My Mom

Smart Mom

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. From out of the past come the thundering hoof-beats of the great horse Silver. The Lone Ranger rides again!"

 

[MadMartin]

I am sure it has been said but,"I m your huckleberry"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Fill your hand, you son-of-a-*****!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Anyone remember this one?

"Scratch gravel, White Wind".

 

[MoKelly]

Anyone remember this one?

"Scratch gravel, White Wind".

Golden Arrow talking to his horse in the comic?

MoKelly

 

[/pine]

A jury.
Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney...!

 

[/pine]

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing...
Except at a funeral...!