What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[beowulf]

This is not my favorite saying, but I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "Birds Aren't Real."

I checked the internet, and I'm WAY behind on this issue!

Well, good to know. I will tell the wife to stop filling the bird feeder.

 

[goeduck]

You're too big for your *******.

 

[Frankenkubota]

The Holy Roman Empire was neither....

Holy

Roman

or an Empire

 

[BleedingOrange]

GOLDEN YEARS
The Eldery Jokes

The Golden Years I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh My God What can I do My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell! My mood is bad - can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years has come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

 

[Frankenkubota]

 

[MoKelly]

The Holy Roman Empire was neither....

Holy

Roman

or an Empire

Not an Empire? I thought it was the definition of an empire.

MoKelly

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Julius Seizure

I came, I saw, I had a fit.

 

[MoKelly]

“We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate”.

- Thomas Jefferson

 

[Jstpssng]

It is better to be alone than in bad company. -George Washington

I always thought they were a pretty good band. Wasn't one of their songs even used in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"?

 

[Steppenwolfe]

You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? - Josey Wales

Dyin ain't much of a living, boy....