What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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Woody had a sick sense of humor....

It wasn't only his sense of humor; I think his whole world view and philosophy of life, love and entertainment was a bit sick.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,743  
Your pants say yoga but your azz says McDonalds......
 
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Mean Widdle Kid: "Mommy, is it true that people are made from dust, and when they die, they return to dust?"

Mother: "Yes, dear, why do you ask?"

Kid: "Well, cause there's somebody under my bed either coming or going...".

(From the Red Skelton radio show)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,746  
Measure with a micrometer
Cut with a hack saw
file to fit
Fill gaps with epoxy
Paint


We meet MIL-TFP-41C
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,747  
“When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.”
—Paul Brown
 
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