What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[PILOON]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullsh*t.
----- W.C. Fields

He was amazing, lots of great sayings. One I think he said when offered a glass of water "I never touch the stuff, fish fu*k in water".

I always heard it as: "Bullsh*t baffles brains"

 

[PILOON]

Facts change, truth does not.

"ALTERNATE FACTS" come to mind.

Aviation:
"Every landing U walk away from is a good one!"

 

[/pine]

"One becomes a critic when one cannot be an artist, just as a man becomes a stool pigeon when he cannot be a soldier."
Gustave Flaubert

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up and take off my socks."
(Shemp)

 

[CobyRupert]

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Winston S. Churchill

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile...

 

[dragoneggs]

A mind is like a book... useful when it is open.

 

[/pine]

"The late worm misses the bird"

"The smeller's the feller"

"When the going gets tough...the tough go drinking"

"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow"

 

[goeduck]

"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up and take off my socks."
(Shemp)

I sometimes take off only one sock if I want to moderate.

Summer=No socks
Winter=both socks
Spring and fall=one sock

:thumbsup:

 

[goeduck]

Chili Today, Hot Tamale

(Making chili tonight and thought of this)