What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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opcorntub:

You guys know you can't fix stupid...don't you?

 

[dragoneggs]

He was. Coach Kenny Sailors, also invented the Jump Shot. Kenny Sailors, a Pioneer of the Jump Shot, Dies at 95 - The New York Times

Very cool, Doofy. What a neat thing to be coached by him!

 

[Doofy]

Very cool, Doofy. What a neat thing to be coached by him!

Very true. He also applied the board of education to the seat of knowledge at least once a week. I deserved it every time.

 

[dragoneggs]

Very true. He also applied the board of education to the seat of knowledge at least once a week. I deserved it every time.

 

[Doofy]

Ah, yes. These were two handers that would lift your feet off the ground and leave skid marks on your rear end(red not brown).

 

[D2Cat]

Facts change, truth does not.

 

[goeduck]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I’d truly like to be
‘Cause if i were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me

 

[goeduck]

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Oh, what a relief it is!

 

[Doofy]

Here you go...Johnny Cash "Ring of Fire" Preparation H Commercial - YouTube

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Confucious say: "Woman who fly airplane upside down bound to have crack up!"

 

[Xfaxman]

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

 

[D2Cat]

The handwriting is on the wall. (Daniel Ch 5)

 

[dragoneggs]

I've told you a million times, stop exaggerating!

 

[Big Barn]

I've told you a million times, stop exaggerating!

When I was a kid, it was A Thousand Times! Must be inflation

 

[Big Barn]

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

LOL. New one to me. That’s hilarious!

 

[Fuddy1952]

Mom asked my Grandfather next door to potty train me (I was 15...seriously about 18 months or so) but I remember he told me...
"Push the button, pull the chain...out comes a little brown Choo-Choo train".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

It's Alive!

 

[shaeff]

I think I may have read this one on here somewhere, maybe it was Garage Journal.

"Life is too short to be unhappy. Life is too long to be unhappy."

There's a lot of truth to that...

 

[/pine]

It's been said before...but worth repeating...

"You can't fix stupid"

and on message boards duct tape won't work...

 

[Steppenwolfe]

It's been said before...but worth repeating...

"You can't fix stupid"

and on message boards duct tape won't work...