What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[bcp]

The story behind cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey:

What Is The Origin Of The Term "Brass... | Lexico

The Navy agrees.

Brass Monkey

Bruce

 

[/pine]

"If the shoe fits...wear it"

 

[Doofy]

" If you are not as close to God as you once were, who moved?"

 

[Peter 315]

Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight

 

[Doofy]

Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight

That is certainly debatable!

 

[Peter 315]

That is certainly debatable!

You in the hot tub on a cruise ship LoL.....

 

[Doofy]

You in the hot tub on a cruise ship LoL.....

No nasty cruise ships for me. Those things are floating Petri dishes.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

"If the shoe fits...wear it"

If it doesn't fit... you must acquit...

 

[Fuddy1952]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullsh*t.
----- W.C. Fields

He was amazing, lots of great sayings. One I think he said when offered a glass of water "I never touch the stuff, fish fu*k in water".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

(Olin Howland) "So that's Quirt Evans. He's quite a man with the gals. He's closed the eyes of many a man -- and opened the eyes of many a woman."

From "The Angel and the Bad Man".

 

[CADplans]

"If the shoe fits...wear it"

That reminds me about the story of the Foo bird,,,
If the foo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *:laughing:

The "Foo" bird

 

[buckeyefarmer]

The difference between a genius and stupidity is there is a limit to being a genius

 

[/pine]

...That reminds me about the story of the Foo bird,,,...

I was in the second or third grade when I first heard that joke...

The difference between a genius and stupidity is there is a limit to being a genius

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
A. Einstein

 

[lilranch2001]

I dunno if anyone has said

" Its Jake from StateFarm "

"What ya wearing Jake from StateFarm? "

" Khakis "

 

[Doofy]

I have never called my insurance agent in the middle of the night but it might be fun to get the Wife fired up.

 

[dragoneggs]

I have never called my insurance agent in the middle of the night but it might be fun to get the Wife fired up.

Get back to us on how that goes.

 

[goeduck]

Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.

 

[Ford850]

Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.

And those who cannot teach, coach.

 

[reb]

And those who cannot teach, coach.

Or those who cannot teach, teach teachers.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.

I always thought that was the most asinine comment. I wouldn't be where I am today without a few good teachers and professors who kept me on the straight and narrow. I owe them more than I can repay.