What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Fuddy1952]

"The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence."

"The two best interview subjects are children under 10 and people over 70 for the same reason: they say the first thing that comes to their mind. The children don't know what they're saying and the old folks don't care."

------Art Linkletter-----

 

[goeduck]

If you cant stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!

 

[buckeyefarmer]

You can see things clearer from the light of a burning bridge

 

[goeduck]

You can see things clearer from the light of a burning bridge

That is a good one! Never heard it before. :thumbsup:

 

[goeduck]

Women dont fart, they just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

 

[Wagtail]

Women dont fart, they just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

... I thought that they 'whispered'* through their panties?

*'giggle' has also been mentioned.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

This one comes from personal experience and advice I got many years ago...I have had occasion to recall it many, many times:

"Why are you surprised when a Son-of-B**** acts like a Son-of-a-B****?"

Another good one..."You can't win a piss fight with a skunk".

 

[Fuddy1952]

I'm 67. I bet anyone here about my age as a kid had different age friends. Me most of course my age or close, but some 60s-80s for their wisdom.
One fellow would sip whiskey and smoke cigs...(lived to 92)...I always thought he occasionally said "Well I hope I'm in heaven". Years later realized it was "Well I hope I may never".

 

[drssg]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary arithmetic and those who don't.

 

[Xfaxman]

I love binary arithmetic. Now the voices in my head just say 0 and 1.