What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

A day without sun is like.....night.

"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine"...in my best "John Wayne" voice.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Oh, but it looks good on you though.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

[crash325]

I have used this & it works. When someone insists on giving you a hard time.

"No has talked to me like that since I got out of prison"
They will most often ask what I was in for.

"I said the said I killed a man".

 

[jerrybob]

If we shouldn't eat at night.......why is there a light in the refrigerator?

 

[sailorman]

Same thing when I used to encounter a panhandler. I just told him the time and no one ever asked for $$ a second time.

Had a panhandler come up to me and say, "Spare change ? " . I said, "No thank you. I have plenty" .

 

[sailorman]

Had a fortune teller come up to me in Jackson Square N.O. and ask me If I wanted my fortune told. I said, " don 't you already know the answer to that question ? ".

 

[bunyip]

Oh, but it looks good on you though.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Also Rodney Dangerfield:
How many children do you have?
RD. Three
What are they?
RD. One of each

 

[Complete Turf Care]

He is so low, he can crawl under a snake's belly wearing a 10 gallon hat....

He is so low, he has to reach up to touch bottom.....

 

[flusher]

"Science is what we do to keep from lying to ourselves" Richard Feynman

 

[LouNY]

Lots of good ones so far;

Opinions are like axxholes, everybody has one and they all stink but mine.

Rise an shine, burning daylight.

You made your bed lay in it.

 

[mcfarmall]

Gotta make hay when the sun shines.

This is a mcfarmall original: "The road to the top is paved with the backs of your buddies."

When Mom's not happy, nobody's happy. When Dad's not happy, nobody cares.

I wish I'd been born rich instead of so handsome.

From Tombstone: There is no normal life Wyatt, there's just life.

If it moves, grease it. If it doesn't move, paint it.

The greatest tragedy in life is the gruesome murder of a beautiful theory by a brutal gang of facts.

Worthless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Busier than a one-legged man in an @$$ kicking contest.

He couldn't tell 'possum $#!T from apple butter.

 

[PILOON]

Had a panhandler come up to me and say, "Spare change ? " . I said, "No thank you. I have plenty" .

When a panhandler asks for $$'s for food give him a can of food, but duck as the can will return propelled.

A panhandle once approached me for a handout---
Told him that he was trespassing on my side of the street---
He left!

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Busier than a one armed rower.

 

[bunyip]

Busier than a one armed rower.

Busy as a one armed paper hanger with crabs
Happy wife, happy life

 

[shaeff]

"We've done so much for so long with so little, that now we can do just about anything with nothing."

 

[Semper Paratus]

Colder than a well digger's butt in Montana.

Colder than a witches tit and only half as charitable.

 

[dragoneggs]

...went over like a lead balloon!

 

[dragoneggs]

flatter than two bb's on a 2 x 4

 

[LS Tractor Owner]

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in January

 

[Complete Turf Care]

Busy as a ***** house on dollar night......