What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[powerpace]

"No time for tact". Is my favorite.

 

[sixdogs]

OK, I've been holding back. Here is one of my favorites...

"Once you can accept the universe as being something, expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy." - Albert Einstein



Many of the quotes we have given have a noteworthy or historic origin forgoetten in it's frequent use. I mean, "Beam me up Scotty" is from Star Trek. "Kiss my grits from Flo at Mel's Diner on TV. Here's another one few know the origin.

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Albert Einstein

 

[seymojo536]

"May as well sell the outhouse boys, cause we just lost our ***."

This was my grandmother at the table, after we had spent the night fighting a fire that destroyed the main barn on their place.

 

[chucko]

No s**t Sherlock

 

[chucko]

I am so hungry my tape worm is chewing on my backbone

 

[MossflowerWoods]

Monty Python lines...

"I'm not dead yet!"

"It's not pining for the fjords! It's BLOOMING DEMISED"

"Menace me with the Ba Na Na."

"I'll have some strawberry tart without so much rat in it..."


Mel Brooks lines...

"It's good to be the King! (replace "King" with whatever suits at the moment)...

"Could be worse. Could be raining!"

"Set for LUDICROUS SPEED!" "Oh no! They've gone to Plaid

"ahhh, but the servant waits... while the master baits!"

"That's the copmbination to my Luggage!"

"Why didn't anyone tell me my azz was so HUGE!"

:laughing:
David

 

[chucko]

is a frogs *** water tight?

 

[bullbreaker]

Not mine but I have heard others say it : The b---h is back ! :laughing:

Boone

 

[tech141]

I'd rather 'have' and not need than 'need' and not have.

 

[Brockwaykid]

Dont dig for water under the outhouse