What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[creekbend]

How about this one? "We are not put on this Earth to see thru One Another--We are put on this Earth to see One Another thru".

 

[jonyyuma]

Do not insult Oscar!

:laughing:

Later,
Dan

Believe it or not, I did think of Oscar as I was re-reading my line..."Nothing quite as Cute as a newborn Piglet"..Or" Happy as a pig in slop", my grammy used to say?Just pokin?

 

[JDGREEN4ME]

Even a blind squirel finds an acorn once in awhile.

If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport.

 

[Rustyiron]

My best buddy had a slew of sayings, He's gone now, too early at 56yrs and I prolly forgot more than I can remember but.......

If something was hard, like driving a nail into a a hard pc. of wood
That sombtch is harder than woodpecker lips!
Or Harder than a wedding d!ck!

If something (she) was ugly
She'd make a train take a dirt road, or
got beat with an ugly stick, or fell out of the ugly tree. I never understood uglier than a mud fence.
or if she was fat, and was told to haul *****, she'd have to make 2 trips!

If you were to screw up
boy, you could f**k up a free lunch.

 

[Chad2660]

My grandpa used to always tell me...

"Be good...if you can't be good, name it after me"

 

[MikeD74T]

I wouldn't call this one a favorite quote, but it makes me smile everytime I think of it...

"Arguing with you is like competing in the Special Olympics. In the end you may win, but you're still a ******."

OOOOH, that's rough, as Obama found out when he likened his bowling skill to special olympics. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E-EdGul8nI[/ame] MikeD74T

 

[Rustyiron]

A good one for the kids is,
You have 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 mouth, use them in that proportion!:laughing:

 

[dusty3030]

A good one for the kids is,
You have 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 mouth, use them in that proportion!:laughing:

Another for kids:
"I taught you everything that you know, not everything that I know."

 

[GUS FINK]

O Tool's Law
"Murphy was an optimist"

 

[TripleR]

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)