What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[ccdck20hst]

When someone complains to me that life is not fair I ask them if they know the definition of fair. Then I give it to them spelling bee style: Fair, a place where hogs compete for ribbons, fair. I was told this was from a Cheers episode.

Empty barrels make the most noise.

I fish, therefore I am.

Time is but a stream I go a fishing in. Henry David Thereau?

Those of you who think you know every thing annoy those of us who do.

Ask a man if he is honest. If he says he is you know he isn't. Will Rogers perhaps?

A day without laughter is a wasted day.

 

[CosmoAU]

"you can sit quietly and be thought of as a fool, or open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"I'm sitting on G and waiting on O-ready to Go!

Best movie line ever IMO was "dying aint much of a living"...also from Josey Wales.

 

[grsthegreat]

The 3 i like best are.

1. Here hold my beer and watch this

2. God must love stupid people... cause he sure made alot of them.

3. Nothing is more powerful than stupid people in large groups.

 

[Iplayfarmer]

3. Nothing is more powerful than stupid people in large groups.

That one goes along with something I've observed in my short life... None of us is as stupid as all of us put together.

 

[Mace Canute]

"if you have to say you are, you are not"

Maggy Thatcher.

Maggy knew Charlie Sheen?

One of my personal favourites is "I like you! You make me look good!" Another is "He's SOS...Stuck On Stupid." Sometimes when working with another person and something slips and almost whacks the other guy I'll say enthusiastically "Did I getcha?" as if I was hoping to! :laughing:

 

[KML]

From my Mom after the third time getting stitches in about a month when I was a kid:

"If you have a dumb head your whole body has to suffer. "

I gave her plenty of opportunities to remind me of that one growing up.

 

[Ken]

"Self you knew better than do this". After connecting a 25 pair cable through the rungs of a ladder.
ken

 

[jwnge]

''Whatever''

 

[grsthegreat]

''Whatever''

ohh, how I HATE that saying..

those **** valley girls

 

[YesDeere]

"you couldn't fix a sandwich"