I'm sure we have all heard an old timer say "Well I'll be dipped."
A particularly colorful old dozer operator related the entire saying to me one day back in the '60s when I was just a teenager, and I have never forgotten it.
Well I'll be dipped in ****, rolled in cornflakes and deep fried to a golden brown.
Jeff Foxworthy told a story once about a woman at one of his book signing events, who was rather plump and very flirty. He thought to himself, I could probably ride it, but I'd probably get hurt.