What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

"If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna put a knot on your head that a calf could suck!" My Dad...

 

[scootr]

I'm gonna whip the daylights out of you little bas(poop)s = My Mom to us boys

 

[groundcover]

My Grandma going to discipline one of her boys " Stop and let me hit you !"

 

[JasperFrank]

In the NorthEast of the USA and sometimes lost, I loved it if you were asking directions, and they said, "Ya can't get there from here." And then proceed to give a very convoluted solution to how you could, "Get there from here."

 

[BravoXray]

Drive it like ya stole it!

 

[Xfaxman]

"You can tell a lot about a Woman by her hands, if they are around your neck she may be angry".

 

[drssg]

"Drive fast, take chances, and don't take sh*t from anyone!"

(Used as an alternative to the more typical advice to drive carefully.)

 

[SouthernSky]

 

[BravoXray]

Coming from 50 years in the the trucking industry, I liked this one.

 

[goeduck]

"If you don't fly right I will cut your nuts off and feed them to the cats."

-as a young boy, got my attention right away