Fuddy1952
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- 1973 Economy and 2018 John Deere 3038E
Years ago our home phone was similar to number you call for the weather. True story:I am told our area is tricky to forecast but one thing they seem to be very accurate with is the wind. Next the temperature. Not so much the sun and precipitation.
Phone rings at 5am. We're dead asleep. Guy says "how's the weather today, we're going hunting".
I asked "Do you have a window?"
There's a pause...guy says, uhh...yes.
I said "Well open it and stick your head out. Pull it back in. If it's wet it's raining, white it's snowing, hair messed up it's windy, if you see your breath it's cold, otherwise it's warm out" then I slammed the phone, guy was laughing.