What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,072  
Sort of a quote...

Funniest line I’ve ever heard in the movies.

History of the World, Mel Brooks.

Ancient Rome, Mel Brooks and entourage waiting in line at the Unemployment office. And waiting....finally his turn st the window.

Can’t remember the gal who played the govt. bureaucrat at the unemployment office but she nailed it. She never looked up, just started spouting questions with that pleasant attitude.

Why are you here?
Where do you live?
How long have you been out of work?
Etc etc

Then she asks....what was your occupation? To that. Question he proudly bows up and says,

I am a stand up philosopher.

She doesn’t miss a beat. She immediately responds, very loudly,

A BULL****TER!

I almost died.

Then she goes into all the ridiculous questions. Stand up philosopher!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,073  
Last one, gotta deal with black waster tank on my tin can camper, pleasant job right there!

Shakespeare I think. Never read him and don稚 plan to, it痴 the language, vocabulary, and my lack of education?

Anyway.......

First kill the lawyers.

Pretty famous quote and Sounds good on the surface but

Proceeding that quote was

If you want total chaos, then first kill the lawyers.

He knew.....
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,074  
Can’t resist

This applies to rental cars, borrowed cars or customer cars.....

It’ll buff out....
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,075  
"I'm having what she's having"...scene from When Harry Met Sally, with Meg Ryan. Sorry, couldn't find a video.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,076  
I thought it was sleepless in Seattle
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,077  
But yes it was a very funny scene
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,079  
I guess I was wrong :laughing:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,080  
When Harry met Sally I think.

Katz restaurant, it’s become kinda tourist trap because of that scene.

Corned beef sandwich, $35.00, huge.

Mmmmmmm Good
 

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