What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Doofy]

Our greatest gift is today. That's why it's called the present.

Survived my past, enjoy the present and look forward to the future.

 

[goeduck]

My Hairdresser had this sticker on her car. If you are going to Ride my Azz, at least Pull My Hair.

A friend of mine was out to sea for a few months and let his rodeo racing daughter use his truck. When he came home one time there was a window sticker on his truck that said something like .... whip me, beat me, ride me.....

He was outside scraping that sticker off of his window as soon as he got home but we have not let him forget what it said. :laughing:

 

[lilranch2001]

RIP.....
RIP.....
RIP.....

 

[PILOON]

Would not touch that with a ten foot pole!

She's a carpenter's delight, flat as a board!

 

[JohnMacca]

"Damned if you do...damned if you don't"

"six of one...half a dozen of the other"

"It's always something"

There's a TV ad running at the moment for a boxed DVD set of an old Aussie TV show.
One of the clips they show is the husband of the house complaining in front of his wife.

He says "First it was the great depression, then there was the Second World War, and then I met you ................. just one d@mn thing after another".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Don't wait for the shrimp boats Mamma, Daddy's coming home with the crabs!"

 

[Howling]

Getting older is better than the alternative.

Work yourself to death and the company pays for the funeral.

 

[tallyho8]

When over 90% of people in this forum agree on a subject and one poster keeps telling us we are all wrong, trying to stir up trouble and get the thread closed, it makes me think that possibly that poster would be happier posting on another forum.

" You don't go into a Baptist church and preach Muslim beliefs"

 

[Industrial Toys]

Yeah but, don't a persons deep seated beliefs color every aspect of their lives? And to suggest that you can have open discussions about almost anything, but not touch those beliefs, is somewhat false and superficial in my opinion. Like, "polite" dinner party jibber-jabber. A worthless waste of time and breath. Let's get to the meat and potatoes.

 

[goeduck]

This thread fell into a burnin' ring of fire
It went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

Chill guys, please.