CADplans
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I cut it six times,,, it is still too short!! :confused2:
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I cut it six times,,, it is still too short!! :confused2:
No matter how many times I cut the cheese, the wife still yells.
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One of my friends had a good jab he learned from his Dad (contractor) growing up. One day his wife was helping him with something and was hammering a couple nails in. A completely uncoordinated woman. He watched for a sec and said "You hammer like lightning!" She perks up and says Really?!?! And he replies "Yep. You never hit the same spot twice!"
She might have hit him with the hammer then...not sure...
She might have hit him with the hammer then...not sure...
goeduck
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I can’t get no satisfaction
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road
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groundcover
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Cut it twice and it痴 still too short !
CADplans
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You only cut it twice??
THAT is the problem,, you need to cut it at least eight times to get it right,,, :thumbsup:
2LaneCruzer
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"It's a mighty tough titty said the little bitty kitty, but you gotta keep suckin' 'till the milk comes through."
Why does the chicken cross the road? To show the Armadillo it can be done.
Why does the chicken cross the road? To show the Armadillo it can be done.
groundcover
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The chicken was just showing the deer how to do it !
hawkeye08
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My brother did work for a Hutterite settlement near Warden, WA years ago.. they had many acres and used the latest technology to farm. My brother worked for fertilizer company and did a really good job, the Hutterites would request my brother.. he liked working with them. One winter, he was hauling fertilizer between company locations and the company he worked for stuck him with a old crappy semi, wore him out (he was hauling with hopper bottom 40+' trailer).. my brother asked the Hutterites if he could use one of their new semi tractors.. they brought a brand new one down for him, he hauled 2 loads a day for several months, putting thousands of miles on truck, they only wanted it full of fuel when returned.. He washed it and made sure fuel was full..
