What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,701  
When I die and if I run into my X-wife , I will know sure as shat that I'am in **** !!! LOL I swear I kid you's not !!!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,702  
Maybe she's changed.

Brings us to that other saying about a leopard not changing it's spots.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,704  
One I haven't heard in a long time, you know the honeymoons over when the husband farts in bed.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,705  
Only if he fluffs the covers. lol

Reminds me of the line out of apocolypse (sp?) now. "Do you smell that . . ."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,706  
One I haven't heard in a long time, you know the honeymoons over when the husband farts in bed.

Husband? That's not what I heard.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,709  
Me: "Quick, Honey, cover up your head!

She: "Gag! Cough! You dirty (expletive deleted)"

There has been some role reversal in my marriage. Wife became lactose intolerant and has stolen my thunder. She has become the rip snorter and I fear for my life. Hahahaha.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,710  
There has been some role reversal in my marriage. Wife became lactose intolerant and has stolen my thunder. She has become the rip snorter and I fear for my life. Hahahaha.

Our Boston Terrier sleeps with us, and she keeps our sinuses open, for sure.
 

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