What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[JB4310]

Keep it up and you'll be on "double secret probation".

Again, Animal House

I use that one on my kids, it confuses the heck out of them, they can't tell if it's a joke or something very serious.

JB

 

[creekbend]

A favorite saying when parents are about to punish their children: "This is going to hurt Me more than it will hurt You".

 

[Bigasspilot]

when faced with a difficult task ahead or an unexpected problem arises:

"If it were easy anyone could do it." or "This is why we get paid the big bucks"

One of my favorites is a variation on some of the previous posts:

"Never argue with an idiot. Because someone watcing will not be able to tell who's the idiot."

 

[jdtractor]

People ask how Im doin? my answer: Fair to Midland! they either laugh ,or stand there puzzled! I tell them to figure it out. The next 1 I use sometimes is people ask me what or why Im doing this or that? answer: I pull out my wallet and hand them a $1.00 Bill !!! they ask whats this for? I tell them Im puttin them on my Payroll, to take care of my Buisness. They can start Now!

 

[polo1665]

People ask how Im doin? my answer: Fair to Midland! they either laugh ,or stand there puzzled!

If you really want to see them puzzled, when they ask "How are you doing" tell them "Not as good as you, but pretty good".

I get a lot of puzzled looks from that one.

 

[Combustix]

You're confusing the Road to He!! with the Yellow Brick Road...

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

One I have used on the help same movie click your heels together three times and say theres no (..........) Insert whatever their asking for

 

[Combustix]

Mmmmmm, butter.

Smokin hot body, butter face.............

 

[Combustix]

Keep it up and you'll be on "double secret probation".

Again, Animal House

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor Nooooooooo

 

[Combustix]

A favorite saying when parents are about to punish their children: "This is going to hurt Me more than it will hurt You".

Always heard that before I got spanked, always laughed at it till I had to spank mine. Then you understand

Though I have used do you want a spanking or some bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum

 

[jimmyj]

Always heard that before I got spanked, always laughed at it till I had to spank mine. Then you understand

Though I have used do you want a spanking or some bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor Nooooooooo

Smokin hot body, butter face.............

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

One I have used on the help same movie click your heels together three times and say theres no (..........) Insert whatever their asking for

Brilliant!!!!! ha ha ha

Polo, good avatar!