the old grind
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- NH T-1520 HST, NH TC33DA HST, Case DX26 HST, .Terramite T5C, . NH L785
Good to have threads like this so folks have another place to flame anyone who does what they don't. Besides, us 'Harley Riders' need to be put in our well-deserved places anyway. Reasons:
- We're the guys with the ugly grey beards. (tho' not me)
- We're the ones wearing black all the time as a badge of honor, conforming to no-conformity as it were. (tho' not me)
- We don't care the least bit about anyone else's noise, just want to cover it up with our own. (our rights vs theirs)
- Our bikes are littering the roads with breakdowns and endangering others with puddles of oil scattered just everywhere.
- We're the idiots that see wearing helmets as more dangerous than going without. (not me, btw)
- We're constantly blocking traffic, unable to ride up to normal speed limits.
- We'll never win a race up the tightly winding 'old canyon road' (losers!)
- We don't do wheelies on the freeways, service roads, or 'main drags' thru small towns.
- We're only preserving jobs in a few US states vs where personal accessories and polyester are globally sourced.
- We're the only ones anyone else ever has to listen to coming or going, warning call or not. (that one's silly)
- We don't all have saddlebags or radios, and rarely ride wearing sneakers or sandals.
- Some of us are so stupid we like our bikes as-equipped, even retaining stock exhaust setups. (ok, that's me)
Certainly we're all alike to the last man, and bums like us should be deported so that Lexus & Gold Wing (2 wheeled car) drivers can brag up ALL the reasons they didn't 'Buy American'. Others can then be jealous of and flame them while we waste away in exile. btw: IMO tolerance of those who are different than our ideals is no longer a part of American culture.
A third or fourth owner of a H-D might be a young kid who hasn't mastered the usual upkeep of a bike, but thinks it'd be fun and worth the experience. (same as with tractors??) Import bikes are perfectly fine and provide lots of bang for the buck (in mph?), but a 'third' owner is often stuck with something he bought for a song and avoids the complexity of diagnosing or fixing that one untraceable thing that put it out of service.
I have 6 bikes to dump on my heirs someday (won't sell to empty handed wannabe's) and one is an import, a Yamaha 650 twin that I admit is as fun to ride as any. That it would outrun any of the others anytime or anywhere doesn't mean drifting around someone's horse jogging track in third gear on a hard-tail Sportster isn't fun too.
- We're the guys with the ugly grey beards. (tho' not me)
- We're the ones wearing black all the time as a badge of honor, conforming to no-conformity as it were. (tho' not me)
- We don't care the least bit about anyone else's noise, just want to cover it up with our own. (our rights vs theirs)
- Our bikes are littering the roads with breakdowns and endangering others with puddles of oil scattered just everywhere.
- We're the idiots that see wearing helmets as more dangerous than going without. (not me, btw)
- We're constantly blocking traffic, unable to ride up to normal speed limits.
- We'll never win a race up the tightly winding 'old canyon road' (losers!)
- We don't do wheelies on the freeways, service roads, or 'main drags' thru small towns.
- We're only preserving jobs in a few US states vs where personal accessories and polyester are globally sourced.
- We're the only ones anyone else ever has to listen to coming or going, warning call or not. (that one's silly)
- We don't all have saddlebags or radios, and rarely ride wearing sneakers or sandals.
- Some of us are so stupid we like our bikes as-equipped, even retaining stock exhaust setups. (ok, that's me)
Certainly we're all alike to the last man, and bums like us should be deported so that Lexus & Gold Wing (2 wheeled car) drivers can brag up ALL the reasons they didn't 'Buy American'. Others can then be jealous of and flame them while we waste away in exile. btw: IMO tolerance of those who are different than our ideals is no longer a part of American culture.
A third or fourth owner of a H-D might be a young kid who hasn't mastered the usual upkeep of a bike, but thinks it'd be fun and worth the experience. (same as with tractors??) Import bikes are perfectly fine and provide lots of bang for the buck (in mph?), but a 'third' owner is often stuck with something he bought for a song and avoids the complexity of diagnosing or fixing that one untraceable thing that put it out of service.
I have 6 bikes to dump on my heirs someday (won't sell to empty handed wannabe's) and one is an import, a Yamaha 650 twin that I admit is as fun to ride as any. That it would outrun any of the others anytime or anywhere doesn't mean drifting around someone's horse jogging track in third gear on a hard-tail Sportster isn't fun too.