Re: WE\'RE SUPERBOWL BOUND!!!
Probably a little late to post this list of notes for Super Bowl visitors. But it may help those leaving in the morning. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
To all visitors, from other than Michigan, coming to the Super Bowl in January:
<font color="green"> 1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It's Deh-troit. NOT DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit then we will assume you are from Toledo and here for the country Music hoe-down.
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Detroit has its own version of traffic rules... Hold on and pray!
Note: Right turns are allowed on red for most intersections - the sign saying 'no turn on red' is located behind you when you are looking for it. The police do watch these locations.
3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 am to 10:00 am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 pm to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Weekends are open game.
4. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when the light turns green, count to five before going across the intersection. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light to keep from getting shot.
5. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced by a native of the Detroit metro area. That goes for Gratiot too.
6. Construction and renovation on I-94, I-96, I-75, I-275, I-375, the Lodge and Southfield Freeways are a way of life and forever. Just deal with it.
Note: Freeways have numbers and names - if you know the number the name will be referenced, if you know the name the number will be referenced.
7. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect or they are "out-of-towners"
8. All old men (or women) with white hair wearing a hat have total right-of-way.
9. The minimum acceptable speed on I-696 and I-275 is 85 regardless of the posted speeds. Anything less is considered downright SISSY. Oh, and don't even think of allowing more than one car length between cars!
10. That attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is NOT ornamental. DO NOT get out of your car to take pictures.
11. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says "Keep honking, I'm reloading", he/she is.
12. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving because they are so friendly in Detroit. I would suggest you duck.
13. I-275, I-696, and I-75 is our daily version of NASCAR.
14. It's not M-10, it's "the Lodge".
15. That's not a lake, it's a pothole.
Note: Since this will be in the winter --- stay on real roads! There are many tales of misfortune where a vehicle went through the ice on a lake or river, or 'ice' fishers ended up floating down river or stranded and adrift --- and that’s the native people!!! Do not this try this!!
16. If someone tells you it's on Outer Drive, you better hope you have a map.
17. The Michigan left turn is simple. If you want to turn left, go a ¼ of a mile past your turn, get to the left, then make a left, then make another left, then make a right when you get back to the intersection where you wanted to turn left in the first place. NOW you have gone left.
18. And those 2 really ugly arches over Telegraph?? DON'T EVEN ASK! WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE!!
WELCOME, ENJOY YOUR STAY, BUT AVOID EYE-CONTACT WITH THE LOCALS </font>
