Tractor Beer!

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Dr. Bob

Silver Member
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Location
Sergentsville, NJ (Western NJ, the good part!)
Tractor
2003 B7800
I have just discovered the perfect beer for you guys: Farmer's Tan Red Ale by the Tractor Brewing Company in Los Lunas, NM. After a day in the hot sun setting 4x6 fence posts and fighting with rocks and roots, there is nothing better than a ice cold beer with a name like that! Hey, it has to do with tractors and I have a great farmer's tan.
Besides, who could argue with a company that has a web site that is "GetPlowed.com".
They make other types of beer too, but I don't know the names of them.
The red ale is a little on the hopsey side and is a deep, dark red. It really cuts that dried spit in your mouth.
 
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All their beers sound good:

Sod Buster Pale Ale
Haymaker Honey Wheat
Doubleplow Oatmeal Stout

And coming soon:

Farmers Daughter Raspberry Wheat


I'll have to find these for sale around here and try them out !:)
 
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With all the Farm Names for the Beer.
I'll probably be able to write it off on the farm taxes.
40 cases Sod Buster Ale...Yeah that was used/consumed on the back 40 acres. Errosion prevention. Errossion From me having to pee all the time!!
 
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TRACTOR BEER

WARNING!!! DO NOT CONSUME BEER
WHILE OPERATING TRACTOR!!!


It goes flat too quickly and is a waste of good beer!


This has been a Public Service message from Tractorbeam.
 
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They're going to be scratching their heads about why they got this big rush of "get plowed" t-shirt orders from around the country...
 
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While doing fence posts today I was thinking: my reward for all of this work should be one Farmer's Tan Red Ale for every fence post I put in. But then I realized that I would "get plowed" from that many. I think I'll just have as many as this old body needs to quench this powerful thirst! ****, fencing is hard work, especially when the wife keeps looking at the work and saying: "Isn't that one a little high? Isn't that one a little out of line?" And people wonder why there is spouse abuse....
 

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