Tools Explained

[murphy1244]

I didn't see this, but heard the testimony of someone who did. Seems like the mechanic was working under a truck, when one of the other guys threw a dead snake under there with him. After losing a substantial amount of hair and scalp to the bottom of the truck, the guy came out with blood in his eye (and hair) and cleared the yard with flying tools.

Now that's Funny!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Now that's Funny!

One thing I learned at a young country boy, if you want to get your knob scobbed, try scaring someone with a snake...especially someone who is really afraid of them. I have another good snake story; I'll see if I can find it.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

I have a hole in my garage wall and a couple of cracked ribs to testify to the accuracy of that statement.

 

[ukwildcat87]

Thanks Murph, as someone says later in the thread, as we get older we throw the tools in the direction we're going. I really needed a laugh!