Gotrocks reminded me of another mushroom story-
Two little old ladies were discussing their lives, when one asked the other, " You seem very wealthy. How did you come by your money?"
"My first husband was pretty well off, and left me enough to live on."
"What did he die from?"
"Eating poisonous mushrooms."
"How awful! Is that where you got all your money?"
"Oh no, my second husband was richer, and left me enough to live in style."
"What did he die from?"
"Oddly enough, from eating poisonous mushrooms."
"That is unusual, to put it mildly. Did you ever re-marry?"
"Yes, and my 3rd husband was the richest of them all. He left me a very wealthy woman."
The other lady was starting to get suspicious, and asked, "I suppose he died from eating poisonous mushrooms, too?"
"Oh no, dearie, he died from a fractured skull."
"How on earth did that happen?"
"He wouldn't eat his $*&@^$ mushrooms!"
