sandman2234
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Written by my daughter, in less than 10 minutes after we came back to the house from getting this done. Thought some of you might enjoy it, or at least relate to it.
David from jax
The Girl Who Hated the Deere
by: Brandi
There once was a girl,
Who was known in many lands
Who hated working outside,
Especailly with her hands.
She was getting really tired,
Of working all the time
It even made her so sick
That she wrote this little rhyme.
Her dad got this idea,
He needed some sort of tractor,
Brandi hated helping,
So he knew money wasn't a factor.
He finally found the one,
So perfect it drew a tear,
It was big and yellow and green,
And on the side was painted "Deere".
Brandi was thrilled
With the free time she had
Now that she wasn't outside
Having to help out her dad.
She was having so much fun,
Til her dad came in to say,
He had gotten that Deer stuck,
And he needed it out today!
Brandi drove the chevy,
That trusty old truck.
To help with her dad,
so they could get the Deere unstuck.
They used come-alongs and chains,
And finally pulled it out of the mud.
Then when they thought they had finished,
Well, that's when they heard the "thud!"
Now to get the truck back home,
They had to use the Deere.
Her Dad pushed the truck,
And told Brandi just to steer.
It was over 100 degrees,
and the chevy wouldn't run,
So Brandi sat there miserably,
Having nothing close to fun.
When they got it to the gate,
Brandi sighed cause they were done.
Now Brandi could just rest,
She was too tired to have fun.
So this is to all the kids,
Who's daddy's own a Deere...
Don't let him drive it in the mud!
Tell him to just steer clear!
David from jax
The Girl Who Hated the Deere
by: Brandi
There once was a girl,
Who was known in many lands
Who hated working outside,
Especailly with her hands.
She was getting really tired,
Of working all the time
It even made her so sick
That she wrote this little rhyme.
Her dad got this idea,
He needed some sort of tractor,
Brandi hated helping,
So he knew money wasn't a factor.
He finally found the one,
So perfect it drew a tear,
It was big and yellow and green,
And on the side was painted "Deere".
Brandi was thrilled
With the free time she had
Now that she wasn't outside
Having to help out her dad.
She was having so much fun,
Til her dad came in to say,
He had gotten that Deer stuck,
And he needed it out today!
Brandi drove the chevy,
That trusty old truck.
To help with her dad,
so they could get the Deere unstuck.
They used come-alongs and chains,
And finally pulled it out of the mud.
Then when they thought they had finished,
Well, that's when they heard the "thud!"
Now to get the truck back home,
They had to use the Deere.
Her Dad pushed the truck,
And told Brandi just to steer.
It was over 100 degrees,
and the chevy wouldn't run,
So Brandi sat there miserably,
Having nothing close to fun.
When they got it to the gate,
Brandi sighed cause they were done.
Now Brandi could just rest,
She was too tired to have fun.
So this is to all the kids,
Who's daddy's own a Deere...
Don't let him drive it in the mud!
Tell him to just steer clear!
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