CH4Ohio
Platinum Member
That's the first time I ever heard of a door to door spider monkey salesman.
I remember Mel Tillis on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show. (Country music singer that stuttered real badly.) He told Johnny he sold Bibles door-to-door to work his way through school and was very successful at it.
His pitch was, "Wwwwwwwwould yyyyyyyou lllllllllike to bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuy a Bible? Or wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwould you like me to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrread it to you?"
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