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[Fuddyduddy1952]

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Difference between Wife and Mistress | Wife vs Mistress

Wife is a man’s partner in marriage. Mistress is a woman who has a continuing extramarital sexual relationship with a man.

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In a nutshell the man says why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
The woman says why buy the bull when you can ride the horn for free.

 

[alexpops]

The difference between wife, mistress, and prostitute: cost. Of the three, only 1 is a professional.

 

[scootr]

If it has wheels or breasts ..........
It's cheaper to rent it than own it.

 

[turnkey4099]

The difference between wife, mistress, and prostitute: cost. Of the three, only 1 is a professional.

and probably cheaper than either of the other two.

 

[BravoXray]

If it has t#%s or tires, you're going to have problems with it.

 

[scootr]

If it has T:ts use the tires to leave your problems behind.

 

[Helogabals]

 

[orezok]

 

[IndyJay]

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Nobody likes stepping in sheep poop but jeez...

 

[scootr]

The stilts look like an okay idea. But that one up your bum looks uncomorftable.