Suspension cup holders?

[Lucky_Ducky]

Why aren’t air suspension cup holders a factory option or aftermarket solution for spilled beverages?

 

[tacticalturnip]

Because our manufacturer of choice doesn't like us, let alone love us.

 

[workinonit]

Why aren’t air suspension cup holders a factory option or aftermarket solution for spilled beverages?

LMAO

 

[jyoutz]

Cups and bottles with lids address the spillage problem quite nicely.

 

[Lucky_Ducky]

Cups and bottles with lids address the spillage problem quite nicely.

It’s a little too bougie to put Yuengling in a Yeti with lid

 

[jyoutz]

It’s a little too bougie to put Yuengling in a Yeti with lid

You could always rig up one of those beer holder hats with a tube and funnel.

 

[tacticalturnip]

It’s a little too bougie to put Yuengling in a Yeti with lid

The implied social or emotional cost of convenience is greater to you than a basic solution?

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but that seems... silly.

 

[tacticalturnip]

You could always rig up one of those beer holder hats with a tube and funnel.

Well, you certainly won't be perceived as 'bougie,' but I'm not sure if this is the correct path either.

 

[Thomas]

 

[tacticalturnip]

Gyroscopic stabilization, for cupholders.

It should be a thing.

 

[kozal01]

I know this may not prevent all spills but this Toadfish coozie I got from Milwaukee will stick to anything smooth. Kept my beers cold and stationary this weekend.

 

[LittleBill21]

really don't know how anyone drinks anything carbonated. the vibrations have things flat in minutes.

 

[kozal01]

really don't know how anyone drinks anything carbonated. the vibrations have things flat in minutes.

Mine was fine.

 

[LittleBill21]

Mine was fine.

I have tried several times. I just gave up, stuff was flat in 20 minutes.

 

[Lucky_Ducky]

The implied social or emotional cost of convenience is greater to you than a basic solution?

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but that seems... silly.

It’s sarcasm considering I am asking about an air suspension system for beverages, i.e. the perfect example of bourgeois excess

 

[tacticalturnip]

Yeah, we need to get back to the basics for sure; ox and plow.