Suspension cup holders?

[Lucky_Ducky]

Why aren’t air suspension cup holders a factory option or aftermarket solution for spilled beverages?

 

[tacticalturnip]

Because our manufacturer of choice doesn't like us, let alone love us.

 

[workinonit]

Why aren’t air suspension cup holders a factory option or aftermarket solution for spilled beverages?

LMAO

 

[jyoutz]

Cups and bottles with lids address the spillage problem quite nicely.

 

[Lucky_Ducky]

Cups and bottles with lids address the spillage problem quite nicely.

It’s a little too bougie to put Yuengling in a Yeti with lid

 

[jyoutz]

It’s a little too bougie to put Yuengling in a Yeti with lid

You could always rig up one of those beer holder hats with a tube and funnel.

 

[tacticalturnip]

It’s a little too bougie to put Yuengling in a Yeti with lid

The implied social or emotional cost of convenience is greater to you than a basic solution?

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but that seems... silly.

 

[tacticalturnip]

You could always rig up one of those beer holder hats with a tube and funnel.

Well, you certainly won't be perceived as 'bougie,' but I'm not sure if this is the correct path either.

 

[Thomas]

 

[tacticalturnip]

Gyroscopic stabilization, for cupholders.

It should be a thing.