As I helped a friend install his new plasma TV, he looked at all the buttons on the remote control and said "why are these so complicated? I wish they were as simple as the old TVs." HA! I thought about how 50 years have faded his memory. Anyone who had one of the old 1950s 100% American-made RCA, Crosley, Zenith or other brands would never want to go back to one of those dinosaurs.
The first thing you had to learn with those was how to set the length and direction of the rabbit ears for each station and then how to operate all the knobs for the fine tuning, horizontal hold, vertical hold, brightness and contrast, all of which needed regular adjustment.
The novice would become alarmed as the TV started to roll in the middle of the Dinah Shore Show but the veteran TV owner knew immediately when he got up off the couch and walked over to the TV if he had to adjust the horizontal, vertical or just jiggle the tuner knob.
In the later 1950s manufacturers tried to make the TVs seem easier to operate by simplifying the controls on front and hiding some controls such as the horizontal and vertical ones on the rear of the set. This made adjustment much more difficult when they rolled as you had to pull the TV away from the wall, get a screwdriver to turn the adjustment control and put a mirror in front of the TV to watch it as you made adjustments.
When the set broke, as they all did, every 6 months, and you could not stop it from rolling with the adjustments, it was tube pulling time. You would remove all the tubes, usually 6 to 20 of them, and bring them to your local Walgreens, where you would stand in line to check them on their free DIY TV tube checker. This tube checker was about the size of a dishwasher with a door in front and all the new tubes stacked in alpha-numerical order inside. When you found which tube was bad, you crossed your fingers and checked the inventory hoping that your tube was in stock.
If replacing the tube did not correct your problem, then it was TV repairman time. You would remove the back from your TV, and ALWAYS discharge the high voltage line going to the picture tube with a well insulated screwdriver. Even if the TV sat unplugged for several hours and you forgot to do this, the charge, which was equivalent to a modern taser, would throw you across the room first smashing your head on the top of the TV cabinet. Then you had to unscrew the 4 retainer screws (most TVs had 2 as the owners threw the others away for faster repairs) that held the chassis in the cabinet, remove the plug to the picture tube, which you left in the cabinet, and bring the chassis to your local radio-TV repair shop where they promised to put your TV ahead of several others in the waiting line and have it ready in only 2 or 3 weeks.
While waiting for your TV to be repaired, on Wednesday nights at 7pm you would have to go grease up the cast iron skillet and pop some popcorn and put it in a paper bag which you saved from your trip to the grocery store and then bring it next door to your neighbor's house to watch the latest episode of Dick Tracy in astonishment as he used his wrist TV-2 way radio to contact HQ. (Strangely similar to our modern cell phones)
Strangely enough, on a black and white TV, you could, or thought you could, tell what color car he was driving, red, blue or green.
Yes Lord, take me back in time, but let me bring my plasma TV with me.
