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scruffy

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East Tennessee / South Central Oregon
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I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him
stalking around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he had gotten any flies, he answered, "Yeah, three males and two females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
 

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