There's a dairy farm on the crest of a hill directly beside the road on the road where I live, has an 80KPH limit. Many years ago I took the bike to work, it was around 6 or so in the morning, still not 100% awake as I haven't hit the main highway, just cruzin along 80K or so coming up to the crest of the hill. Beautiful sunrise but since I'm at the crest of a hill there should be no obstructions between me and the sunrise.
I'm like, "WTH is that in the sky"? No, it wasn't in the sky, it was in the middle of the road and it was big, standing on the highway it filled up one lane completely and I swear it was taller than me on my bike. If a small car had of hit it, I'm sure it would be just as bad as a moose hit since the mass was so high up.
I jammed on the brakes 20-30' in front of this 'obstruction' trying to decide what the he77 do I do now. Not being the farmer type I didn't know if I should try and talk this animal back to the barns but I got the 'try it and see' look from it and decided against it.
I ended up turning off the road and into the barnyard and looking around 'till I found some one which I eventually did. Once he figured out what I was trying to say ( I think the farmhand had two brains cells to his name and at that, one was being used to keep his autonomous functions going so he wasn't overly endowed with intelligence) . He followed me out and calmly talked to the cow and it followed him back to the barn.
Scared the crap outa me..............Mike