farmer2009
Elite Member
Ever hear "Worthless as teets on a boar hog" or "hotter than a 4 dollar pistol" or "Crazy as a peach orchard boar"?
Growing up dad would find a prospective boar and flip him over and count his teets. If the teets were offset or didn't have at least 11 pairs then he would find another and check his. He always said that "insult" was acuaully a compliment.