Some people should stay in town!

   / Some people should stay in town! #1  

Birdhunter1

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Friday night I was in the combine with the guy farming our place and he was on a mission to get it done. He had about 50 acres of milo ready right now and rain was expected Sat. morning and all this week and anyone who knows winter weather will tell you that a forecast like that at this time of year means you won't be in the field much after that if at all. To add to it he had a breakdown early in the morning that kept him from getting started till late afternoon/early evening. Anyway I was helping him by driving the tractor and grain cart to the semi and unloading so we could get it done before the rain came. We were going along the property line of a neighbor about 2:30 am and I said (joking) "I bet I get a call from them tomorrow." Sure enough I got a call "you were out tilling that field all night and kept us awake."
Being the rather diplomatic person I am I said "kept you awake? I got in bed at 4:00 this morning, me being on the phone with you is keeping me awake" I proceeded to explain we wren't tilling we were combining, and when it has to be done IT HAS TO BE DONE, I then explained why we were out there all night and there literally was no other way. Not good enough, I got another earful about it's been there all year and you had to wait this long blah blah blah. Apparently this lady knows nothing about farming cause the grain has to be dry and so on, anyway no explanation was good enough so finally I had to resort to more simple and even less diplomatic tactics. I asked if that loaf of bread in the cabinet and that chicken in the freezer tastes good on the table, since milo can be used for flour and chicken feed. That set her off big time so then I just hung up.

Believe it or not this isn't my first run-in with them. I was sighting in a .30-.30 one day and shooting clays with a couple buds and got a call that someone was freely discharging their firearms in teh back fiedl and she was worried about her house. Though we were 300 yds from her house we were shooting in the complete opposite direction and downhill, she was definitely in the clear. I got a call one time bout shots in the field in front of thier house, I said yeah I was dove hunting out ther today then she flew off the handle. I was clearing out the fence on the property line of russian olive making lots of noise with a bushhog and she came out to see what all the noise was from and I got another earful then. I had a brushpile I burned one time and she came out and said she was going to call the fire dept., nevermind the wind was going away from her house and the ground all around the fire was chisel plowed under and mud. She almost acts like anything in that field, or that side of the farm, has to be approved by her
We live at least 4 miles out of town in the country, guns are going to be shot, brush fires are going to burn etc etc. I wish she'd move. Anybody else have similar experiences with PITA neighbors?
 
   / Some people should stay in town!
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Just cause I know someone will ask the combine was a 71xx Case Axial flow with a 30' grain table. The tractor was an 8300 John Deere (MFWD, approx. 225 hp) with an 850 bushel grain cart. Tractor trailer was an Interantional with big sleeper and a 500 hp Cummins (maybe a Cat I don't remember) and a frameless aluminum dump trailer that would legally (weightwise) hold about 1000 bushels, I think we had about 1400 on the last load of the night.
Sorry guys no pictures were taken.
 
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Glad to hear you were able to get the milo out. The pesky neighbor will probably stay there and live forever. Some people are put here to plague the rest of humanity, and they never move or die. She would be a problem to others where ever she was.
 
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Glad you provided the technical details Rick. I can't help much with your neighbor situation. I'm one of those suburban transplants myself but instead of complaining I would have been out there offering to help or at least hitch a ride on some of your equipment.

Maybe you could invite your neighbor over for a home grown, country meal and educate her (politely) on the various aspects of rural life. Show her the equipment. Ask her if she could afford a $250K combine. Assure her that your actions are safe, legal and not intended to harm or annoy her. If that doesn't work, just hope she tires of rural life and moves back to the city /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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They've lived thier for about 20 years. I'm 24 and our farm has been in the family for close to 60 years, so they've been there almost as long as I have. Anyway they use to live on a different part of their property and the house they live in now was under construction for the past, well, ever since I can remember going back in the field with dad (not kidding).

Rob we'd have let you in the machine too. Invite them over for dinner? I'm a hospitable person but there is a line somwhere, her husband is actually pretty cool, I've run into him several times in the woods deer hunting and have helped him drag out many deer and usaully he'll find my truck the next day and leave a case of beer in it as a thank you gift. His wife on the other hand, well, read the above story again.

Rob, where are you in SW Michigan? Reason I ask is I have a good friend that works for MSU state extension office with hog farms and I should be going to visit him in the upcoming months.
 
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Where I live there is a permit that can be gotten from the township bldg. that exempts you from making "noise" when related to agriculture. I can't remember what it's called. It may just shut her up knowing that you have this permit and the local officials gave it to you.
 
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If it were me I would go out there some night with the loudest piece of equipment I could get my hands on and run it all night. She is probably in the country cause they run her out of town.
 
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Maybe you should just get an unlisted phone number and not share it with your PITA neighbor!
 
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In Maryland.. when you buy a house that adjoins farming property.. you get a "Right to Farm" pamplet.. this lets the new owners know that farming will causes noise, dust, odors.

I'd make sure to get a burn permit if needed.. get caller ID and not answer the phone when she calls.

More farmers are being deplomatic about farming activities these days.. they let neighbors know when they are spreading manure.. etc.. so the neighbors aren't surprised by the activity.. you could try it.. might not work for her though.
 
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Definitely a good idea! I have had PITA neighbors too. I've come to think of them as a test from God. That thought keeps me from doing them physical harm. Sounds like the husband has a less than joyful life. Imagine what he has to deal with 24-7. By building a friendship with him, you might get on her better side...

then again, you might be forced to deal with her nasty uncaring attitude more often. Glad to hear you got the harvest in, I know what it is like to race against the weather.
 

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