Rural porch pirates: ideas?

   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #11  
Also, Amazon Prime lets you specify your "Prime Day" when they will deliver your packages. That way, you can specify a day so that you can watch for your delivery, minimizing the time it is setting out for thieves to intercept.
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #12  
I'd like to minimize delivery trucks on my 5/8 mile, soft-when-wet lane. Thinking about mounting a job box or similar down by the road and train the drivers to lock packages in it instead of racing up to the house as fast as the potholes will allow them to drive. Seems like they would cooperate since deliveries/day is one of their metrics, and it's 2 minutes drive time each way. Anybody tried this or see any problems?

BTW, Consumer Reports reviewed plastic drop boxes targeted at more urban areas and mentioned urban theft is 16% vs 8% rural theft. (A plastic box at my place would just be a beacon.)
Guard dog on porch takes care of these issues
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #13  
How close are you to a post office, UPS store, or Fed Ex store/drop point (one is at my local Walgreens.)

You can then set it up to have your packages dropped in those related locations.

For example, I've done the free sign up for UPS that allows me several perks. One of them is instead of dropping your packages at your home, they will deliver to the UPS store/drop point where you can pick up.
Some of them charge a fee ... per package. Place a single order that gets shipped in five packages ... five fees.
Guard dog on porch takes care of these issues
How will having at dog on your porch save the truck(s) from driving down your 1/2 mile road?
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #15  
Glitter bomb.
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #16  
boy..sure glad i live in an area where there are no porch pirates. never lost a single package in 25 years. and have a simple plastic box at foot of stairs. living on a 1 way street, 1.5 miles from main road helps.
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #17  
In winter I don't ask the drivers to come down my road as it can be pretty snarly at times. Instead I have them left at a dropoff place 10 miles away. As DigginIt says, they charge me by the package so when a single order gets split into several packages, I can spend more at the drop box than the shipping cost me.
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #18  
I had my mail stolen about a year ago. All they got was a couple of packages of resistors and capacitors, which were under $5 at Amazon and worthless to anyone not into electronics. I hope it was a object lesson in how to waste your time and commit federal felonies.
 
   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #19  
Guard dog on porch takes care of these issues
Not everyone can afford a properly trained guard dog. There’s the purchase of the dog, immunizations, vet bills, food and a lot of time that it takes to train and look after the dog. Some people are allergic to dogs.
Why should anyone have to go through all these expenses to prevent this now rampant theft crime? We know it’s the “new norm” of minimal charges or no imprisonment, even glamorization of it that’s the cause!
Does everyone have to own security cameras, guard dogs, guns, alarms or can we be tough enough on crime to greatly reduce it?
 
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   / Rural porch pirates: ideas? #20  
Once winter gets here (looks like it's here today) I put a large plastic tote at the end of my driveway.
The drivers that know the driveway will not try it when it gets snow covered. Fortunately if they do try
it they usually spin out in the first 100 ft and can just slide right back down.
I do have to put a sign up so they can see it, that says packages here or they will just place them any where.
I do put up a game camera just for the heck of it.
 

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