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THE LOCAL CAR DEALER, who was known to have taken advantage of several people in the community, informed a farmer he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer attached the following information to the cow so the car dealer knew what he was paying for:
499.95 Basic cow
79.25 Extra stomachs
142.10 Two-tone exterior
126.50 Produce storage compartment
189.60 Heavy-duty straw chopper
49.20 4 spigot/high-output drain system
88.50 Automatic flyswatter
179.90 Genuine cowhide upholstery
59.25 Deluxe dual horns
339.40 Automatic fertilizer attachment
884.16 4X4 traction drive assembly
69.80 Pre-delivery wash and comb
35.75 Shipping and handling
306.63 Tax, license and title
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$3,149.99 Total list price
499.95 Basic cow
79.25 Extra stomachs
142.10 Two-tone exterior
126.50 Produce storage compartment
189.60 Heavy-duty straw chopper
49.20 4 spigot/high-output drain system
88.50 Automatic flyswatter
179.90 Genuine cowhide upholstery
59.25 Deluxe dual horns
339.40 Automatic fertilizer attachment
884.16 4X4 traction drive assembly
69.80 Pre-delivery wash and comb
35.75 Shipping and handling
306.63 Tax, license and title
_________________________________________
$3,149.99 Total list price