Request for advice.

/ Request for advice. #41  
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/ Request for advice. #42  
Where did we fail ? We might have won a couple battles , but somewhere along the line we lost the war ! :confused3:
 

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/ Request for advice. #44  
O&T they already have every thing figured out way before we think about it . . . ;)
 
/ Request for advice. #45  
If your food tastes different lately, let's hope it's just a sinus infection.

Or Covid?

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Lyrics
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
/ Request for advice. #46  
My wife and I have been saying each other is right for 48 years. It doesn't mean it's true, it just means I'm tired of arguing and don't give a shirt anymore.
Ok, you're right, Vermont borders New Mexico...is dinner ready? I always check my food for hair.

After 46 years I can attest this to be a TRUE FACT!!!!.....:D

Sooooo listen up yung'uns.....:2cents:
 
/ Request for advice. #47  
Where did we fail ? We might have won a couple battles , but somewhere along the line we lost the war ! :confused3:


It all started when we allowed women to vote. It made them think that they have rights or something. 🏛
 
/ Request for advice. #48  
This entire thread shows why there are so few females on this forum.
It shouldn't be a battle AGAINST your spouse, it should be a battle you and your spouse are fighting as allies.
Whenever my wife starts expounding on something she has the more limited knowledge of, like computers, tractors, logging I let her go on a bit then stop her by suggesting I'll give her a lecture on real estate law (her expertise and profession).
 
/ Request for advice. #49  
Why asian brides are probably the only safe bet. YOU are still the man that wears the pants in those relationships. If not that. Sorry, that's just a really BAD deal.
 
/ Request for advice. #50  
This entire thread shows why there are so few females on this forum.
It shouldn't be a battle AGAINST your spouse, it should be a battle you and your spouse are fighting as allies.
Whenever my wife starts expounding on something she has the more limited knowledge of, like computers, tractors, logging I let her go on a bit then stop her by suggesting I'll give her a lecture on real estate law (her expertise and profession).
Yin and Yang
 

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/ Request for advice. #51  
Women know things that men don't...


Yeah, I know, I posted this before, just don't remember where or when. :laughing:
 
/ Request for advice. #52  
Women don't know how to build bridges, sewers and make electricity. THAT should have ensured men remained in charge. Men fumbled the ball!
 
/ Request for advice. #54  
Women know things that men don't...

Yeah, I know, I posted this before, just don't remember where or when. :laughing:

Thanks for shareing . It was good , clean and funny ! :thumbsup:
 
/ Request for advice. #56  
I remember watching an interview on TV years ago, this old wealthy Texan guy who married a very pretty young woman from Russia.
The interviewer said "The problem though is she doesn't speak a word of English".
The Texan replied "I was married for 46 years to a gal from Texas, and all those years I never understood a **** thing she said".
 
/ Request for advice. #57  
Why asian brides are probably the only safe bet. YOU are still the man that wears the pants in those relationships. If not that. Sorry, that's just a really BAD deal.

Women don't know how to build bridges, sewers and make electricity. THAT should have ensured men remained in charge. Men fumbled the ball!

What century do you live in?

 
/ Request for advice. #58  
Oh boy, here we go...

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/ Request for advice. #60  
I played the Fred Klett video to my wife, also a Nancy. She never laughed. At the end where he said his wife Nancy bought him a pink shirt mine said "that's not pink, it's Hibiscus. When I met you I was 17. You wore plaid shirts and striped pants."
Women go for style. Men go for if they're not too dirty and don't stink wear them.
I rarely ever wear sandals. If I do I wear socks which she says looks stupid. I tell her if I didn't wear socks I'd have to paint my toenails.
 

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