WayneB
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I agree with Eddie, there are no funny snake jokes, period
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Ha ha ha
I once had a buddy who owned a long python, about 12 feet. He left the window open one day and the snake escaped. Snakes are not legal as pets in this area.
About a week later, a neighbor noticed the snake, freaked and called animal control. My buddy got his snake back but had to sign a formal declaration from the bylaw office acknowledging that his snake "Doobie"
rolleyes: what can I say, we were about 20 years old) "was roaming the city at large between the dates of X and Y"
It was a very official looking order and it was so funny with the legal language in it.
Doobie eventually died and my pal had a wall hanging made from the skin.
I once had a buddy who owned a long python, about 12 feet. He left the window open one day and the snake escaped. Snakes are not legal as pets in this area.
About a week later, a neighbor noticed the snake, freaked and called animal control. My buddy got his snake back but had to sign a formal declaration from the bylaw office acknowledging that his snake "Doobie"
rolleyes: what can I say, we were about 20 years old) "was roaming the city at large between the dates of X and Y"It was a very official looking order and it was so funny with the legal language in it.
Doobie eventually died and my pal had a wall hanging made from the skin.
WantedWolf
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Sorry Eddie, but just reading that makes me laugh as I think back upon so many (un) funny snake incidents.
FWIW there are no poisonous snakes around here.
Really I thought there was, Theres also another name for them but I know them as a Black Rat Snake, The CF mentions it and a poisonious lizzard in Basic training @ shilo anyway.
Anyone know what snakes are in MB and ON?
Tig
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A friend of mine hates snakes and never misses the opportunity to rid the world of one. One day as he pulled out of his driveway he spotted a snake. He stopped and threw the car in reverse to go get it. The end result was a creased fender and a broken mailbox. The snake make it out OK, unless he died laughing.
Tig
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I've handled black rat snakes. They are as big as they come around here but are not poisonous.
There are rattle snakes in some remote parts of Ontario but not around here. They have been "officially designated as Threatened in Ontario and Canada"
Just to clarify. My snake chuckles have been mostly from reactions to snakes in their natural environment. Once I even laughed so hard that I stumbled and severely sprained my ankle. At which point I had to send my three year old to go get my angry wife to assist me.
There are rattle snakes in some remote parts of Ontario but not around here. They have been "officially designated as Threatened in Ontario and Canada"
Just to clarify. My snake chuckles have been mostly from reactions to snakes in their natural environment. Once I even laughed so hard that I stumbled and severely sprained my ankle. At which point I had to send my three year old to go get my angry wife to assist me.
Flatheadyoungin
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haha, pretty good....
my mom used to hang clothes on the line every saturday morning......one day i layed a rubber snake on the end of the clothes line, i left it there and forgot about it for about a week.......
one saturday morning, i heard a blood curling scream from my mom outside....we had no AC so the windows were open........i went running outside and then it hit me what was wrong.....i laughed and laughed......she didn't think it was too funny.......
mom was always in a hurry.....i can only imagine her going out and being focused on the basket at her feet and the clothes in her face.....and when she got to the end where the turn buckles to tighten the line the rubber snakes head was there in her face!!
my mom used to hang clothes on the line every saturday morning......one day i layed a rubber snake on the end of the clothes line, i left it there and forgot about it for about a week.......
one saturday morning, i heard a blood curling scream from my mom outside....we had no AC so the windows were open........i went running outside and then it hit me what was wrong.....i laughed and laughed......she didn't think it was too funny.......
mom was always in a hurry.....i can only imagine her going out and being focused on the basket at her feet and the clothes in her face.....and when she got to the end where the turn buckles to tighten the line the rubber snakes head was there in her face!!
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NewToy
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Everyone has their own idea of funny. That's why there are so many different types of comedy to choose from. Dennis Miller or Larry the Cable man, Leno or Letterman. Dice Clay or Don Rickles, all different kinds of funny out there. What ever flips your switch, Snake jokes IMO are ALWAYS funny. Here I go starting to tither all over again. HA!
John
Stimw
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I used to live in Cincinnati. My water meter was inside a utility room and the meter reader had a door key. I placed a rubber snake in the dark hallway to the room on the day he was due and went to work. I came home from work and took a good look at the snake and it had a big dusty footprint on it! I never did here anything about it but I'm sure it woke someone up.
I never did here anything about it but I'm sure it woke someone up.
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NewToy
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What type of PJ do you and Eddie consider funny, question mark
I respect YOUR opinion but please don't try to tell me what is funny or not funny with such authoritative conviction. Reminds me of the old gangster movies where nobody laughs until the Boss does, then they can't stop laughing. Not funny, period/.
John
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NewToy
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I used to live in Cincinnati. My water meter was inside a utility room and the meter reader had a door key. I placed a rubber snake in the dark hallway to the room on the day he was due and went to work. I came home from work and took a good look at the snake and it had a big dusty footprint on it!
Now that's funny!
John