Golfgar4
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- Joined
- Feb 21, 2002
- Messages
- 4,383
- Location
- Janesville, Wisconsin
- Tractor
- None -yet. Until then FunBuggy (EZ-Go) will have to do!
See Cliff, you've jinxed yourself now. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
If you had never asked about insurance, you would've been able to drive back and forth to the dealers forever and never had a problem. Why? Because you didn't know anything about it!
Now that you've asked about it, sure as shooting if you decide to drive down there just one time, it's guaranteed that as soon as you pull onto the highway, a car will be coming along that will have to swerve to avoid you (even though you weren't REALLY in their way!) and will blow a tire, which will cause the car to careen across the roadway into the path of an oncoming car, who will swerve to avoid the first car. Then the second car, because of over correcting during the evasive manuveur, will slide sideways into your mailbox, picking it off like a toothpick. The mailbox will fly through the air, coming down into the window of your barn, and will crash into your pot bellied stove that you left burning. This, in turn, will tip the stove over, which will spill hot coals and ashes all over the floor of the barn, thus setting the barn on fire. While waiting for the Fire department to arrive, hot embers from the roof of your burning barn will blow across the field and land on the roof of your neighbor's house. Your neighbors house will burn down because the Fire department is trying to save your barn, and your neighbor, the first car driver, the second car driver, and probably your dealer will all sue you. Why your dealer? Well obviously, you never arrived to pick up your attachment you promised to buy, and the dealer had to sell it to someone else at a loss! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Buy insurance. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
If you had never asked about insurance, you would've been able to drive back and forth to the dealers forever and never had a problem. Why? Because you didn't know anything about it!
Now that you've asked about it, sure as shooting if you decide to drive down there just one time, it's guaranteed that as soon as you pull onto the highway, a car will be coming along that will have to swerve to avoid you (even though you weren't REALLY in their way!) and will blow a tire, which will cause the car to careen across the roadway into the path of an oncoming car, who will swerve to avoid the first car. Then the second car, because of over correcting during the evasive manuveur, will slide sideways into your mailbox, picking it off like a toothpick. The mailbox will fly through the air, coming down into the window of your barn, and will crash into your pot bellied stove that you left burning. This, in turn, will tip the stove over, which will spill hot coals and ashes all over the floor of the barn, thus setting the barn on fire. While waiting for the Fire department to arrive, hot embers from the roof of your burning barn will blow across the field and land on the roof of your neighbor's house. Your neighbors house will burn down because the Fire department is trying to save your barn, and your neighbor, the first car driver, the second car driver, and probably your dealer will all sue you. Why your dealer? Well obviously, you never arrived to pick up your attachment you promised to buy, and the dealer had to sell it to someone else at a loss! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Buy insurance. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif