Us guys at work have lot of one liners this time of year{NH Deere season also}..all in fun.
Kubota painted there tractor safety hunter orange,because the owner shoots from the seat & To lazy to walk thru the woods & JD tractors are build big so a Kubota hunter won't miss there Deere...etc..
JD likes to hang around fields..scared to go into the woods..If it runs like a deer it can't be a John Deere & Nothing like a big deer except a John Deere...etc..
There are some better one liners /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif but if type them I will for sure go to the wood shed. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif