Organic Pallet Forks!

[LostInTheWoods]

That's right....organic pallet forks!

New from LITW Manufacturing, the organic pallet fork. At LITW, our motto is "Heck, why do it the easy way, when you can do it our way?".

Be the first of your neighbors to own a set of easy-to-install, biodegradable, organic pallet forks. No drilling, no clamping, no fuss! For only $59.95, LITW Manufacturing will send these forks anywhere in North America. Think of all the uses you'll have for these forks! Metallic forks are yesterday's news. And let's face it. Grapples are for sissies.

See the pictures for our pallet forks in action! Order today, and we'll send a second set of organic forks at no extra charge! What a great gift idea!




Disclaimer: Due to legal reasons, no forks will be shipped until enough orders have been placed to finance an extended retirement in a country with lax extradition laws.

 

[smstonypoint]

The tricks and artifices of advertising are available to the seller of the better product no less than to the seller of the poorer product. But only the former enjoys the advantage derived from the better quality of his product.

Sincerely,
Ludwig von Mises

 

[schoolsout]

The tricks and artifices of advertising are available to the seller of the better product no less than to the seller of the poorer product. But only the former enjoys the advantage derived from the better quality of his product.

Sincerely,
Ludwig von Mises

a von Mises fan? I'm impressed...

 

[CompactTractorFan]

That's right....organic pallet forks!

New from LITW Manufacturing, the organic pallet fork. At LITW, our motto is "Heck, why do it the easy way, when you can do it our way?".

Be the first of your neighbors to own a set of easy-to-install, biodegradable, organic pallet forks. No drilling, no clamping, no fuss! For only $59.95, LITW Manufacturing will send these forks anywhere in North America. Think of all the uses you'll have for these forks! Metallic forks are yesterday's news. And let's face it. Grapples are for sissies.

See the pictures for our pallet forks in action! Order today, and we'll send a second set of organic forks at no extra charge! What a great gift idea!




Disclaimer: Due to legal reasons, no forks will be shipped until enough orders have been placed to finance an extended retirement in a country with lax extradition laws.

:laughing::laughing::laughing: Good one!!! :thumbsup: I was thinking of making some cheap brush forks out of 2x4's...

 

[CowwFace]

But are they good for the enviroment? Will they make my hair grow?

 

[jimmyj]

By gum by golly, it be a pair uh sticks. Well, now that could contribute to the ole' global warmin' you know.

Couple a sticks, who'd a thunk it.

 

[KennyG]

Judging from what we CAN'T see in the photos, I'm sure the real value is in the super secret patented fork attachment method. (I'm suspecting baling wire.)

 

[LostInTheWoods]

The tricks and artifices of advertising are available to the seller of the better product no less than to the seller of the poorer product. But only the former enjoys the advantage derived from the better quality of his product.

Sincerely,
Ludwig von Mises

Yes, but how will the seller of the poorer product be able to compare with what we at LITW offer?

 

[LostInTheWoods]

But are they good for the enviroment? Will they make my hair grow?

Of course! Great for the environment, and great for you. Our early users have already become smarter, more handsome, and more charismatic. You too will become the life of the party after only one use!

 

[LostInTheWoods]

By gum by golly, it be a pair uh sticks. Well, now that could contribute to the ole' global warmin' you know.

Couple a sticks, who'd a thunk it.

No, no, no...."easy-to-install, biodegradable, organic pallet forks". Patent pending.