Only two kinds of people?

[Dr_Zinj]

There's me.........and those who wish they were me! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Doggone it Mace, you beat me to it!

Those that see the glass half full and those that see the glass half empty

That question always struck me as being uttered by simpletons. Doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. If the glass is full, I haven't started drinking yet. If it's halfway, I'm still drinking it. If it's empty, you need to buy me another round!

 

[MoKelly]

Those who can hit a curve ball ... and those that can't.

MoKelly

 

[xzcVAbc5]

Those that wear khakis and those that pee into a urinal.

 

[MoKelly]

Those that wear khakis and those that pee into a urinal.

I have to admit I never heard that before.

MoKelly

 

[JSanders10]

Those who ride IN a bus, and those who ride ON a bus.

 

[Pixguy]

Those who are on the wagon and those whose fell off.

 

[samhudson3]

There are people that have dogs, and there are cats that have people.

 

[xzcVAbc5]

There are those that have been interrupted by Kanye West, and th

 

[TomSeller]

Those that know who kanye west is and those that don't

 

[drssg]

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder, "What happened?"