New Underwear Problem

/ New Underwear Problem #52  
That made me laugh. My uncle was down helping me with some outside work and all the sudden goes "wait - I can't get dirty. These are my DRESS jeans". I just looked at him kind of puzzled and said "there is no such thing"....

You can tell those of us born in the city vs those of you born in the country :)

Back in the days when I worked for a custom cutter and jockeyed a 14' Baldwin/Gleaner around the wheat fields in Kansas, I could always tell when the boss was visiting the home of a prospective new customer. He was all shaved up, his hair was all slicked back, his shoes were shined and he had on a new pair of striped bib ovah halls all pressed and looking fresh.
 
/ New Underwear Problem #53  
Well, as much as the discussion is about things down under, and bending the subject slightly, anyone care to weigh in on the subject of having a prostrate biopsy?
PSA levels recently spiked and MD is having a fit and saying things don’t feel rite.
The whole procedure according to Dr, Google sounds challenging to say the least.
This old age thing sucks......

B. John
 
/ New Underwear Problem #54  
Just take my flo-max and my testosterone pills and call it good. I can whizz like a teenager and I feel young again. Too bad I'm not.:laughing:
 
/ New Underwear Problem #55  
Well, as much as the discussion is about things down under, and bending the subject slightly, anyone care to weigh in on the subject of having a prostrate biopsy?
PSA levels recently spiked and MD is having a fit and saying things don’t feel rite.
The whole procedure according to Dr, Google sounds challenging to say the least.
This old age thing sucks......

B. John

Went thru that a few years ago. Ended up getting radioactive pellets inserted into the prostate. So far, so good.

The old age thing leaves a lot to be desired, but the alternative is still unacceptable.
 
/ New Underwear Problem #56  
Went thru that a few years ago. Ended up getting radioactive pellets inserted into the prostate. So far, so good.

The old age thing leaves a lot to be desired, but the alternative is still unacceptable.

Gee, you have a radioactive prostate and I have titanium on my butt hole.n Being old does suck but the aternative sucks too.
 
/ New Underwear Problem #57  
50 years and I have never worn underwear. I can't stand the feeling of clothes underclothes, never made sense to me since I was a kid.
My boys are free-range.
 
/ New Underwear Problem #58  
Chinese, don't need long flys, same with pants the fly doesn't get low enough, even if the pants have enough rise.
 
/ New Underwear Problem #59  
Try working outside when the windchill is -50[sup]o[/sup]F, the loose snow is getting whipped up into a snowstorm, you're miles away from any building let alone a restroom and your body tells you it's time to take a dump RIGHT NOW! and you're bundled up in multiple layers of clothing including one piece winter underwear (long johns) and also wearing a one piece ski-doo suit. BTDT!
 
/ New Underwear Problem #60  
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Went thru that a few years ago. Ended up getting radioactive pellets inserted into the prostate. So far, so good.

The old age thing leaves a lot to be desired, but the alternative is still unacceptable.
With those pellets I assume you can pee like a race horse but what about your radio reception?
Back to the Doc a week from Tuesday to find out what’s up. No pun intended.

B. John
 

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