Neighbor checked by sheriff every day

[jinman]

When I saw the four sheriffs cars pull up next door, my curiosity got the best of me and I went and asked them what's up. They said they had a warrant for his arrest for drugs and when they went to serve it on him where he was working he took off in his truck and lightly bumped a deputy, thankfully not injuring him. Now they are going to charge him with attempted murder of the deputy when they find him.

I guess I'll have another new neighbor soon.

Dang! Couldn't you ask them to hold off on that arrest until you got your rocks moved with his trailer?

 

[MarkV]

My new neighbor was checked by the sheriff today.

We had a 90 year old lady living next door to us who passed away last year. Her relatives left the house unoccupied until a few weeks ago when they decided to rent it out for a while until they decide if they want to sell or not. Our new neighbor is a contractor and he seemed like a very nice guy. He has given us an old bird cage and has given things to the other neighbors also. He has a nice dump trailer that I want to borrow to move a pile of rocks from one side of my pasture to the back and I know he would lend it to me.

When I saw the four sheriffs cars pull up next door, my curiosity got the best of me and I went and asked them what's up. They said they had a warrant for his arrest for drugs and when they went to serve it on him where he was working he took off in his truck and lightly bumped a deputy, thankfully not injuring him. Now they are going to charge him with attempted murder of the deputy when they find him.

I guess I'll have another new neighbor soon.

There is going to be a good deal on a dump trailer soon.

MarkV

 

[polo1665]

There is going to be a good deal on a dump trailer soon.

MarkV

The tires are probably full of crack or something.

 

[capt jack]

True story....... A local narcotics investagator asks my buddy (our local fire marshal) to go with him to a rural home to check on a tip about a meth lab. They go by the house see no signs of any activity, so they drive (in a pick up truck) to a nearby house to ask if the neighbors had seen anything. Neighbor lady meets them in the driveway and is telling them she has'nt seen anything, when her boyfriend walks out on the porch to see whats going on ...wearing a resporator and rubber chemical suit!!! My friend said they were so laughing so hard they could hardly read them their rights!
Jack

 

[Soundguy]

Uh-oh.. people down here spray paint wearing respirators and some sort of suit that looks like a NBC suit.. ...


soundguy

 

[RSKY]

If you are an alien, what planet are you from?

 

[czechsonofagun]

If you are an alien, what planet are you from?

Good question! Planet Spaceballs maybe?